In the past month I have won four international lotteries in countries I have nothing to do with, HOW LUCKY AM I? I have been offered three jobs in Canada by Asian firms that need my "financial knowledge and ability to handle large sums of money (so strange because I needed a tutor in college to pass my finance and accounting classes being non math inclined) that can flow through my own bank account, in which I can keep, get this "90% of all collections, some amounting in the past year to over $1,000,100 million US", (interesting that it adds the extra $100????)

I have been offered the fortunes of several royal families in Uganda and Somalia as well as s
o many other fortunes that I have yet to collect on... too little time and SO much money, what should I do?

So, just when I was about to start responding to all of these wonderful opportunities I get this email:
I'm writing this with tears in my eyes,my family and I came down here to London,England for a short vacation unfortunately we were mugged at the park of the hotel where we stayed,all cash,credit card and cell were stolen off us but luckily for us we still have our passports with us. We've been to the embassy and the Police here but they're not helping issues at all and our flight leaves in few hrs from now but we're having problem settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won't let us leave until we settle the bills.. Patrice.

Since I am about to get so many fortunes, I feel obligated to send "Patrice" all of the money in my bank account. The problem is with my memory, I am having a hard time remembering how I know her?
Anyone who reads this that knows Patrice and or me, please help me help Patrice. Though I did think it was a bit weird that she didn't even address it to me personally with the emergency state of it and she sent it to UNDISCLOSED RECIPIENTS, which makes me wonder why she doesn't use my normal email address, Oh Well, I am sure she needs my money more than me. HELP?