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Woof!

Matott loves to quiz people about the new Mr. Murphy book and his favorite question to kids is: "What is Jerry afraid of underwater when he is scuba diving?" He gets several answers and then tells them "Catfish!" Get it? Oh, a dog is afraid of cats, or more specifically catfish. What a riot, huh?

So, if that's the best Matott can do, he better stick with me as the writer of these books. Comment if you want to see more books by MOI, Jerry The Dog or more books by HIM, Justin Matott, the ultra nerd boy!

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Woof, I am BLOGDOGGING DOG!

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Woof, I am BLOGDOGGING DOG!

Well, Matott thought it was funny to call my tiny, little page on his website JERRY RANTS. 

He is so jealous of my talent. I would not have called this a rant. I would call this a Blobby Dog or that I am BlogDogging©.

SO, the editor changed some of the facts of the story I wrote about a scuba diving adventure.

They made it sound like I actually feared CATFISH????? What? I am an adventure hound!

I am daring! I have gotten Mr. Murphy to change and to experience. 

So, just remember you cannot always believe everything in print. I am NOT scared!

I AM NOT AFRAID OF CATFISH, OR ANY KIND OF CAT!

Go order the book, Read the book. Keep in mind, I AM BRAVE!

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New book is OUT!

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New book is OUT!

Hello, Jerry The Dog here. I have finished Dogtating my newest memoir to Justin Matott and it is off to the editor. The illustrations are all done and soon will be combined with the witty wordings of my collaboration with Matott. Here are the chapter headings of some of the fun you will soon be reading about:

CHAPTER ONE       SOME SECRETS OF SECRET SERVICE

CHAPTER TWO       THE HAMLET OF SHADOW

CHAPTER THREE      DANGER IS OUR BUSINESS

CHAPTER FOUR         SCUBA TIME

CHAPTER FIVE      ROLL THE BONES!

CHAPTER SIX        SIDEKICKS?

CHAPTER SEVEN    OUR CHRISTMAS TREE SEARCH

CHAPTER EIGHT   HOLIDAY TIME!

CHAPTER NINE      JERRY’S CHRISTMAS SCENES

CHAPTER TEN       BAH HUMBUGS

CHAPTER ELEVEN   HAPPY NEW YEAR!

 

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Good day kind Sir and kind Madam

Hello, Jerry The Dog here. I am the narrator of now becoming famous book The Tails Tales of Mr. Murphy and I have a lot to say in the coming year! My second book will be published. To keep up with my news, best get on the JERRATHON train. I can be viewed on numerous social media outlets, including Facebook https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jerry-The-Dog-Mr-Murphys/1388986304679994

Twitter

https://twitter.com/MRJERRYTHEDOG

Instagram (still building the site)

and Pinterest (would appreciate help from one of the ladies. Would you be willing to start and maintain a Pinterest account for me? If so, please let my human writer know at justin@justinmatott.com, thank you!)

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